Mother Nature’s Service Line, how may I assist you today?
Yes, I’d like to file a complaint.
A complaint?
Absolutely. October is nearly over and I haven’t been able to enjoy fall weather at all. It feels like Fall till 9 AM then Summer crashes the party again. Seriously, it’s hard to get into the Halloween spirit while the leaves are still green, my lawn’s a jungle and my AC is working overtime.
How would you like this resolved?
I’d like a refund, please.
A refund?
Yes, and I’d like it in cozy Autumnal days. I live in the Mid-West. Consequently, I’m owed 4 distinct seasons. Three months each. I didn’t sign up for six months of Summer, one months Spring, a potential month of fall with that possibly going to one of the others and then four months of Winter.
Would you like to update your plan?
No, I want my original agreement honored.
Unfortunately ,there is nothing we can do…
Nothing you can do? Why not?
Well Mother Nature is experiencing hot flashes.
Hot flashes?
Yes, it’s a complex situation.
Although this might be true, tell her to get it under control…hello? Hello?
